Welcome to the most epic, the most legendary, the most utterly useless guide to asteroid negotiation in the galaxy. We've got the best team of negotiators, the greatest asteroid-whisperers, and the most experienced space-suit-wearers in the business.
Our team is led by the incomparable Captain Zara P. Bottomsworth, a renowned expert in the field of asteroid negotiation and intergalactic relations. Captain Bottomsworth has negotiated with the toughest of aliens, the most cunning of AI systems, and the most ornery of space lawyers.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our team page to see what our other team members have to say:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can explore our library of negotiation strategies and techniques:
Asteroid Negotiation Techniques
And if you're feeling really bold, you can even attempt to negotiate with one of our AI systems: