As part of our ongoing efforts to establish intergalactic trade relationships, this page outlines the terms and conditions for negotiations between Earth's representatives and the sentient asteroid colonies of the Kuiper Belt.
Please review the following articles carefully:
Article 1: The Right to Refuse - A clause that ensures Earth's diplomats can decline to participate in any negotiation that involves excessive use of sarcasm or passive-aggressive humor.
Article 2: The Right to Refuse Sarcasm - A clause that protects Earth's representatives from being forced to engage in witty banter with the asteroid colonies' infamous humor specialists.
Article 3: The Right to Refuse Sausages - A clause that prohibits the asteroid colonies from demanding Earth's diplomats to participate in an excessive number of sausage-themed parties.
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