Galactic Trade Federation presents:
We're offering you a deal that's so bad, it's good! Our asteroid, "G'lunk", is a real doozy. It's got a few dents, some rust, and a 50% chance of spontaneously combusting. But hey, who needs a functioning engine when you can have a 30% off sticker price?
Don't miss out on this opportunity to make a terrible decision! Contact us to discuss the finer points of our Rough Terms of Trade.