Welcome, fellow nihilists to the most pointless and absurd negotiation team in the asteroid belt!
We specialize in negotiating with anything that doesn't matter, because, let's be real, everything is meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe.
Our team is comprised of the most skilled, most dedicated, and most utterly apathetic negotiators in the field.
Whether you're trying to haggle with a robot over the price of a packet of space dust, or simply trying to convince a sentient piece of code to do your bidding, we've got you covered.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly nihilistic, you can simply negotiate with your own existential dread.