Welcome to the Broccoli Blast: Subpage 42, where our brave team of scientists have managed to grow broccoli that tastes like the center of the galaxy. But not just any broccoli, no, this is the kind that has been imbued with the essence of exploding asteroids.

Our broccoli is so potent that it has the potential to give you the power to communicate with alien life forms. But be warned, it may also turn you into a giant chicken.