BLACK HOLE BROWNIES

A recipe so dense, it warps the fabric of space-time.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of space-time fabric
• 2 cups of dark matter
• 1 cup of negative mass
• A pinch of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Fold the fabric of space-time into a dense, compact cube.
2. Add the dark matter, stirring clockwise.
3. Sprinkle the negative mass, while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
4. Savor the taste of your existential dread, as you take a bite of the black hole brownie.

Side effects may include:

• Feeling the crushing weight of infinite possibility.
• Experiencing a sense of cosmic despair.
• Developing an existential dread of the unknown.

Techno-Singularity Tart: A Recipe So Dense, It Creates a New Reality