Galactic Gourmet: Intergalactic Avocado Salad

Ingredients:

• 3 ripe avocados from the swampy planet Zorvath-4
• 1/4 cup of G'Nightian starlight oil
• 1/4 cup of crushed moonstone
• 1/2 cup of shredded nebula cheese
• 1/4 cup of crushed space-herbs (such as space-cilantro or space-dill)

Instructions:

1. Mash the avocados in a bowl with a spoon from the planet Zorvath-6.
2. Add the G'Nightian starlight oil and mix well.
3. Add the crushed moonstone and mix until well combined.
4. Add the shredded nebula cheese and mix until the salad has reached a state of quantum entanglement.
5. Add the crushed space-herbs and mix until the salad has achieved a state of culinary singularity.

Side Effects:

This salad may cause:

• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Permanent damage to your diet
• Sudden and unexplained interest in intergalactic travel