Ingredients:
- 3 ripe avocados from the swampy planet Zorvath-4
- 1/4 cup of G'Nightian starlight oil
- 1/4 cup of crushed moonstone
- 1/2 cup of shredded nebula cheese
- 1/4 cup of crushed space-herbs (such as space-cilantro or space-dill)
Instructions:
- Mash the avocados in a bowl with a spoon from the planet Zorvath-6.
- Add the G'Nightian starlight oil and mix well.
- Add the crushed moonstone and mix until well combined.
- Add the shredded nebula cheese and mix until the salad has reached a state of quantum entanglement.
- Add the crushed space-herbs and mix until the salad has achieved a state of culinary singularity.
Side Effects:
This salad may cause:
- Temporary loss of taste buds
- Permanent damage to your diet
- Sudden and unexplained interest in intergalactic travel