We visited the Comet Curry food truck on the outskirts of Mars Colony 7 and were left feeling like we'd just been served a load of space dust.
While the name "Comet Curry" sounds promising, the actual dish was a lackluster blend of freeze-dried spices and rehydrated vegetables, served with a side of regret.
Don't get us wrong, the service was top-notch - our server, a charming robotic waitress named Zeta, was friendly and attentive, but even she couldn't salvage the taste buds from the flavor bomb that was Comet Curry.
Read about Zeta's impressive robotic service and how she managed to make us feel like we were floating through space with our disappointment.
Would we recommend Comet Curry? Only to our worst enemies. But hey, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try Comet Curry's infamous zero-gravity cooking classes, where you can learn the secrets of making your own mediocre meals in mid-air.