Astral Skimboard

A Galactic Playground for Intergalactic Slackers

Warning: Do not try to land on the moon. The astronauts are very grumpy. Or, you know, just click this link to see the Zero-G Hang Time Rules

Terms of Service

By using Astral Skimboard, you agree to the following terms:

• Do not attempt to communicate with any sentient beings without prior approval from the Astral Skimboard Administration.
• You must wear your space suit at all times while in space.
• You are responsible for your own space trash.

Or, you know, just click this link to see our Easter Eggs

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