Welcome to the Quantum Catnip website, where the laws of physics don't apply to our cat toys. Our products are designed to create a sense of wonder and confusion in your feline friends, ensuring they'll never get bored in this vast, uncaring universe.
Our catnip is harvested from the finest, most exotic sources in the multiverse. We're talking zero-point catnip, infinite-dimensional catnip, and even catnip with a hint of dark matter. Yes, it's that good.
But don't just take our word for it. Check out our Space Cowboy Cat Toys or our Interdimensional Cat Caves for yourself. Your cat will thank you.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Quantum Leap Cat Lounge, where the laws of physics are more like suggestions.
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, just stick with our Quantum Couch Cat Nap. It's like our regular catnip, but with more... gravity.