Black Hole Observatory

Welcome, Astro-Physicists!

We're currently observing a few notable black holes in our galaxy.

• Event Horizon Festival: Join us for the infinite party!
• Supermassive Singularity Sighting: Don't blink or you'll miss it!
• Gravitational Wave Workshop: Learn to surf the cosmic tides!

Our observatory is equipped with:

• Super-Sharp Spectrograph: Because who needs a boring old telescope?
• Gravitational Wave Generator: For when you want to feel the cosmic vibes
• Infinite Loop Computer: Because calculus is hard, man!

Join us for a day of cosmic wonder and existential dread!