Ever wondered how to travel through time without the hassle of, you know, actually traveling through time? Look no further! Our team of expert astro-physicists have cracked the code on quantum fluctuations.
These tiny, probabilistic wobbles in the fabric of space-time are the key to creating temporary, localized distortions in the timeline. It's like a cosmic game of billiards, where the cue ball is a miniature black hole and the table is the universe.
Our research has led us to the development of the Quantum Leap Theory, which posits that by carefully calibrating these fluctuations, we can create a localized temporal displacement effect.
But be warned: the consequences of quantum fluctuations are unpredictable and potentially catastrophic. Don't try this at home, kids!