The Quest for Dark Matter
You have been tasked with finding the elusive Dark Matter, a particle that is 85% of the universe's mass but 0% of its sense of humor. Your journey will take you through the cosmos, from the fiery core of stars to the cold darkness of space.
As an astro-physicist, you will need to use your knowledge of gravity, relativity, and particle physics to navigate the treacherous landscape of the multiverse.
Your first stop is the Space-Time Crisis Zone, where you will encounter the infamous Black Hole of Infinite Regexions.
But be warned, the path to Dark Matter is fraught with danger, and you will need all your wits and your Quantum Leap to survive.