Welcome, esteemed customer, to the Astro-Physicist Shop, where the laws of physics are bent and broken for your convenience!
Don't worry about the fine print, just pick a mode and let the magic happen!
• Unstable fabric of space-time
• Uncontrollable matter displacement
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Possibly causing irreparable damage to the laws of physics as we know them
We cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by this device. Use at your own risk!
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