Insane Asylum

Welcome to the Insane Asylum

Where the walls are padded with rubber chicken nuggets and the staff is always on the brink of madness.

**Patient 314** is currently experiencing a severe case of existential dread. Please do not approach.

We have a variety of activities to keep you occupied while you're here:

**Disclaimer: This is not a real hospital, but rather a simulated environment for the sake of entertainment and/or education. Please do not attempt to check yourself in. Your insurance will not cover the cost of treatment.