COOLNESSTHRESHOLD: 42

Above 42: The Realm of the Truly Uncool

Below 42: The Pit of Desperation

The Precise Cooldness of 42: A Mystery

The exact cooldness of 42 is a topic of much debate among the highest cooldness authorities. Some argue it's the perfect blend of awesomeness and nonconformity, while others claim it's simply the result of a well-timed hair gel application.