Atomic Evacuation Route 3, Bunker Alpha

Welcome, Survivor!

Due to imminent nuclear apocalypse, you've found yourself on Atomic Evacuation Route 3, Bunker Alpha. Congratulations!

As the most secure bunker in the world, Bunker Alpha has been stocked with an array of post-apocalyptic necessities:

• 2.5 liters of premium, organic, gluten-free, nuclear-blast-resistant water
• 500 packets of freeze-dried, radiation-absorbing granola
• 1 x 1TB hard drive containing all the world's most essential memes
• 1 x 100% genuine, non-GMO, genetically-engineered, hyper-intelligent hamster

But don't get too comfortable – you're not out of the woods yet. Keep moving down the evacuation route to:

Bunker Beta

Bunker Omega

Bunker Echo

Survival Tips:

• Don't look at the radiation levels. It's just a distraction.
• Keep your hamster hydrated and entertained.
• Don't try to contact the outside world. It's gone.
• Keep moving. You're not alone.

Disclaimer:

By entering Atomic Evacuation Route 3, you acknowledge that you're taking a risk and that the contents of this bunker may be subject to change without notice.

Please note that Bunker Alpha is not responsible for any damages or injuries sustained during the apocalypse.