We're in a bit of a pickle here.
It appears our doomsday shelter has been compromised.
Our engineers are working tirelessly to fix the issue, but in the meantime, we've set up a temporary crisis room.
Please, do not attempt to leave the premises. It's not safe outside.
Plan B has been activated. Follow the plan, and try to stay calm.
Snacks are available in the corner of the room. Please do not attempt to ration.
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