Welcome, esteemed Lobbyist Extraordinaire! We're glad you found our humble abode. Here, you'll find the most exquisite collection of bribes, perks, and backroom deals in the city.
Enjoy the complimentary champagne and canapés. Don't get too drunk, you've got important people to bribe.
Remember, in our world of high-stakes politics, you're only as good as your last backroom deal.