Welcome to the Atomic Super Broth Secret Formula Page
Here, you'll find the secret recipe that makes our atomic super broth so... super.
But be warned: this is not for the faint of heart. Or for anyone who likes their food without a hint of radioactive flavor.
**To make atomic super broth, you'll need:**
- 1 can of nuclear-grade chicken stock
- 1 cup of radioactive isotope powder (available only at our secret underground laboratory)
- 1/4 cup of high-fructose corn syrup (to balance out the flavors)
- 1/4 cup of moonbeam essence (optional, but totally not optional)
- 1/4 cup of disco dust (to make it sparkle)
**Instructions:**
- Mix all the ingredients together in a pot, then stir counterclockwise for exactly 7 times.
- Place the pot on a bed of glowing radioactive coals, and let it cook for exactly 13.5 minutes.
- Strain the broth, then serve in a bowl made of solid gold (optional, but recommended).
**Side effects may include:**
- Excessive happiness
- Uncontrollable urges to dance the Macarena
- Temporary loss of opposable thumbs
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