Portal Safety Tips for Advanced Users

Warning: The following tips are for experienced portal users only.

1. Read and understand the basic portal rules before proceeding.

2. Make sure your portal gun is securely fastened to your wrist at all times. Duct taping is not a substitute for actual safety equipment.

3. Always keep your portal gun charged and in good working condition. A dead gun is not a safe gun.

4. Never, ever, ever, use your portal gun near open flames, electrical outlets, or your cat.

5. If you're feeling tired, stressed, or generally unwell, do not attempt to use your portal gun. It will not end well.

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