SOCK HERO TRAINING PROGRAM: Socks 101

Welcome, young heroes! In this course, you'll learn the fundamentals of sock-based combat techniques. From stealthy sock-snatching to epic sock-wrestling, we'll cover it all.

Lesson 1: Sock Identification

Can you tell the difference between a striped sock and a polka-dot sock? Can you identify the subtle variations between cotton, polyester, and silk? Find out in our first lesson!

Lesson 2: Sock Fu

Learn the ancient art of sock-fu, a style of combat that utilizes the socks to deflect, parry, and riposte your enemies. Don't be a sock-novice! Get the skills!