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Advanced Sock Puppetry Certification

Welcome, aspiring sock puppeteers! This is the advanced course for those who want to take their sock puppetry skills to the next level.

Course Overview

In this course, you will learn:

Lesson 1: The Sock Puppet Smile

Learn how to create a smile that will make your sock puppet friends and foes alike.

			// Sock puppet smile formula
			function perfect_smile(sock, angle) {
				if (angle < 30) {
					return 'neutral';
				} else if (angle > 60) {
					return 'manic';
				} else {
					return 'perfectly imperfect';
				}
			}

Lesson 2: Sock Puppet Juggling

Master the ancient art of juggling your sock puppet with precision and finesse.

			// Sock puppet juggling formula
			function juggle(sock, speed) {
				if (speed < 10) {
					return 'you need more practice';
				} else {
					return 'you are a natural';
				}
			}

Want more advanced sock puppetry techniques? Visit our Advanced Sock Puppetry Techniques page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Puppetry Hacking page.