Chapter 3: The Missing Sock Theory
As we delve deeper into the sock conspiracy, we begin to uncover disturbing evidence of a sinister plot to control our sock supply.
It starts with a simple observation: socks go missing at an alarming rate. You wash a pair, and when you reach for them, they're nowhere to be found. It's as if they've been spirited away in the dead of night, leaving behind only a few lone stragglers to haunt you.
But why?
- Is it a government agency, secretly hoarding our sock supply to fuel their nefarious plans for world domination?
- Or is it a shadowy cabal of sock enthusiasts, seeking to rid the world of mismatched pairs and promote their own brand of fashion sense?
- Or maybe, just maybe, it's a prank gone too far by a bored and mischievous sock fairy?
Stay tuned for the next installment, where we'll explore the Sock Puppet Theory.
Continue reading: Socks Are a Scam, Part 4: The Sock Puppet Theory