NEVER EAT THE MYSTERY SNACK

A tip from the depths of the internet.

You know that one snack in the break room? The one that's been sitting there for a week? Yeah, don't eat that.

It's not just a snack, it's a ticking time bomb of stale, congealed despair. Eat it, and you risk unleashing a maelstrom of regret and gastrointestinal distress.

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