Bunker BFFs: The Ultimate Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse

Are you tired of the monotony of modern life? Sick of the same old routines? Do you yearn for the freedom to live off the grid, surrounded by the comforting familiarity of concrete and steel? Look no further than Bunker BFFs!

We'll guide you through the basics of bunker design, from selecting the perfect location (hint: anywhere near a decent sewer system) to stocking your subterranean abode with the essentials (tuna, toilet paper, and a good book).

Want to learn more about:

• Underground Utilities: A Guide to Hooking Up to the Sewer System
• Bunker Security: Because Raccoons and Rats Can Be a Real Threat

We also have a special section on

• Panicked Palate: A Bunker BFFs Guide to Cooking with Canned Goods
• Subterranean Socializing: Because You'll Be Spending a Lot of Time in Your Bunker

We're glad you asked.