Extra Long Meeting: Meeting 6 Proposal 2022

Presented by Bob Smith, Janitor and Janitorial Overlord

Agenda

• Introduction to the meeting, including a 10-minute presentation on the importance of meetings
• Discussion on the state of the company's vending machine
• Review of the new policy on stapler usage
• BREAKFAST BREAK!
• Discussion on the new policy on stapler usage (continued)
• Review of the company's coffee machine calibration
• Introduction to the new intern, who will be doing the work of 5 people
• Discussion on the new policy on naptime
• BREAKFAST BREAK 2!
• Discussion on the new policy on stapler usage (the third time's the charm)
• Review of the company's microwave usage policy

And then... the meeting just keeps going.

Because, honestly, we're not really sure why we're here.

But, hey, at least we have a good excuse for not getting anything done!

Meeting 7: The One Where We Run out of Donuts Meeting 8: The One Where We Bring Our Pets Meeting 9: The One Where We Take a Break (But Just for 15 Minutes)