Extra Long Meeting: Meeting 6 Proposal 2022
Presented by Bob Smith, Janitor and Janitorial Overlord
Agenda
- Introduction to the meeting, including a 10-minute presentation on the importance of meetings
- Discussion on the state of the company's vending machine
- Review of the new policy on stapler usage
- BREAKFAST BREAK!
- Discussion on the new policy on stapler usage (continued)
- Review of the company's coffee machine calibration
- Introduction to the new intern, who will be doing the work of 5 people
- Discussion on the new policy on naptime
- BREAKFAST BREAK 2!
- Discussion on the new policy on stapler usage (the third time's the charm)
- Review of the company's microwave usage policy
And then... the meeting just keeps going.
Because, honestly, we're not really sure why we're here.
But, hey, at least we have a good excuse for not getting anything done!
Meeting 7: The One Where We Run out of Donuts
Meeting 8: The One Where We Bring Our Pets
Meeting 9: The One Where We Take a Break (But Just for 15 Minutes)