Superfluous Requirements

For the truly discerning user, we have crafted a set of requirements that are so over-the-top, they're practically invisible.

Must have at least 5 tabs open in browser at all times.
Must have a collection of 17 novelty socks that match the colors of the rainbow.
Must be able to recite the entirety of Hamlet from memory.
Must have a pet rock that is also named Bob.
Must have a tattoo of a pineapple on the inside of their left elbow.