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Learn the ancient art of Disaggregate-Techniques
Discover the secrets of separating your feelings into neat, tidy little compartments, like so many celestial bodies in orbit around a central sun.
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Take a one-on-one journey with Councilor Xylophia herself and learn how to properly aggregate your emotions into a cohesive, manageable whole.
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