The Ancient Ones Attendee List - Rules of Engagement

Rule 1: Don't be a Philosopher

Unless you are actually, like, Socrates or something. In that case, go ahead.

Philosophical Ones

Rule 2: Don't be a Bureaucrat

Leave the paperwork to the Romans. We're trying to be ancient.

Administrative Ones

Rule 3: Don't be a Time Traveler

We're trying to keep things simple here. No paradoxes, no timey-wimey stuff.

Time Traveler Ones

Rules are subject to change without warning or explanation.

Don't @ us.

Rule 4: Don't be a Joke

We have a zero-tolerance policy for dad jokes.

Joke Ones

Rule 5: Don't be a Timekeeper

We're not keeping track of time. That's what sundials are for.

Timekeeper Ones