Currently waiting for: Zeus (eternal wait, more like)
Estimated Wait Time: 10000+ years, 3 days, 4 minutes and 11 seconds
Sphinx the Riddle Solver - Wants to be petted by Athena
Aristotle the Wisegod - Wants a lecture on Stoicism
Athena the Goddess - Wants to borrow some armor
Last seen at Mount Olympus, sipping ambrosia and enjoying the view