Weekly Predictions 5/52

Bob, the greatest prophet of all time, has spoken.

Here are his predictions for the week:

Prediction 1: It will rain on Wednesday.

Bob is 100% sure it will rain on Wednesday. The signs are all there: the birds are building their umbrellas, the squirrels are stockpiling acorns, and the coffee shop is running out of coffee.

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Prediction 2: The office printer will jam 3 times.

Bob has seen the spirits, and they're not happy with the printer.

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Prediction 3: The copier will run out of paper 2 days before it's supposed to.

Bob has consulted the great paper overlords, and they've informed him of the impending doom.

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