Prophecy Bites

The Future is Now

Welcome to Prophecy Bites, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred like the pixels on your screen.

Here, our team of expert prophets (and occasional charlatans) predict the most absurd and hilarious futures for the world.

More Prophecy Bites | Subpage 5: The Rise of the Machines

This page is the fourth subpage of "Prophecy Bites: The Future is Now", and it's a doozy: Subpage 4: The Great Pizza Overlords. In a shocking turn of events, the people of New Jersey have risen up and taken control of the world, demanding an endless supply of pepperoni and marinara sauce. The world is forever changed, and the pizza is always free.