Bernice Bourgeois

Author of the most unassuming bestsellers. Her books are a real page-turner, if you're into that sort of prophets of boredom.

Her writing is so unremarkable that it'll put you toประก sleep in no time! Buy Sleepytime, the book that'll put you under the covers

Or, if you're feeling awake, try her other bestseller: The Art of Doing Nothing, a 500 page tome on the importance of staring at a wall. Pre-order your copy today!