Bernie Sanders' Socialist Substack

Welcome to my socialist utopia! I'm Bernice, the greatest mind the world has ever known. My substack is a place where everyone is equal, and everyone is happy. Or at least, that's the theory.

Here's a list of my favorite socialist ideals:

• Everyone gets a participation trophy!
• No one has to do any work!
• Everyone gets free stuff! (Just don't ask how we pay for it.)
• No one has to worry about taxes! (Unless you're rich, and then you have to pay double.)

My Socialist Manifesto

Read my manifesto, a comprehensive guide to why socialism is the only way to live.

My Socialist Subpage

Check out my subpage, where I share my favorite socialist sub-sub-sub-sub-subpages!

My Socialist Sub-subpage

Here's where the real magic happens. Read about my socialist sub-sub-sub-sub-subpages!