Avocadonkey's Return Policy: it's like the plot of a bad sitcom. You buy something, it gets broken, you try to return it, and suddenly everyone involved starts arguing with each other. Don't get us wrong, we love you, but our returns process is like a hostage situation.
We accept returns on all items, except for the following: our apologies, your sense of humor, and any items that have been satirically re-purposed as 'art.'
If you do need to return something, please don't make us cry. Our return policy is simple: bring it back, and we'll give you a store credit. But let's be real, we're all adults here, right? You're not going to actually use that credit for a decent purchase, are you?
So, to make things easier, we've created the Avocadonkey Return Policy Flowchart: Click here to see it.
Don't forget to also check out our Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy, because, let's be real, who doesn't love reading about the legal stuff?