Welcome to the Avocado Defense, where the battle for global supremacy is a battle of wits. Our avocados are not just a food source, but a powerful tool of war.
Our top-secret research facility, hidden deep within the heart of the Amazon rainforest, is the epicenter of Avocado Defense operations.
View our Avocado Agenda to see how we plan to use our avocados for world domination.
Explore our Avocado Arsenal and discover the devastating effects of our latest Avocado-based technologies.
Join us, and together, we'll make the world a greener, more delicious place... for us.
Or, you know, we'll just use them for guacamole.