Welcome to AvoCade, the premier destination for the most romantic wars in history.
Our story begins with the Great Cheese War of 1875, where the French and British fought over the world's most exquisite fromage.
From there, we jump into the trenches of World War I, where the scent of freshly baked croissants wafted through the air, reminding our soldiers that there's always room for love.
And who could forget the Great Sock Puppet Uprising of 1999, where a ragtag army of sock puppets took over the world, only to be brought down by a single, well-placed ball of lint?
But it's not all seriousness here at AvoCade. Our sister site, Love In The Time Of War, delves into the lighter side of conflict, where soldiers find love amidst the chaos.
So stay tuned for more of our ridiculous, romantic wars, and don't forget to subscribe to our newsletter for exclusive updates on the latest in conflict cuisine!