Welcome to Disconnection Central

We offer expert services in avoiding actual human connection. Our team of highly trained professionals will help you develop a strong sense of disinterest, ensuring you never have to make small talk with that one person again.

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Don't let society bring you down! Let us help you build a wall of solitude, where you can safely avoid human interaction without consequence.