Disconnection Mode Activated

For your own good, we have disconnected you from all social media, friends, and family. Don't worry, it's for your own protection.

Learn more about our disconnection protocols | Or, if you must, contact our support team

We're not saying you're not worthy of love and companionship, but we have our reasons. Perhaps you're just too good for your own good, and we can't have that.

You will be redirected to a safe, isolated environment in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

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