Subpage 6: The Avoidance Strategies

At this point, you're probably thinking, "Why bother with actual human connection?" We get it. Here are some effective methods for avoiding it:

7. Pretending to Listen (But Actually Tuning Out)

8. Using Tech to Replace Social Interaction (But Not Really)

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try:

9. The Ultimate Avoidance Technique: Stealth Mode

10. Declaring Your Intentions (But Not Actually)