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Phase 10: The Isolationist's Paradise

Where the walls of your living room are also the walls of your heart. Where Netflix has become your family. Where the only human interaction you have is with your cat, Mr. Whiskers.

But don't just take our word for it, let's see what the experts have to say:

Dr. Emily E. Isolation, Renowned Isolation Specialist:

"Phase 10 is not just a phase, it's a lifestyle. A lifestyle of solitude, of comfort, of complete and utter disconnection from the world."

Phase 11: The Final Frontier of Solitude

Go back to Phase 9: The Dark Ages of Human Interaction if you're feeling retro.

Disclaimer: This phase is not responsible for any emotional trauma, existential crises, or sudden urges to watch an entire season of cat videos in one sitting.

Side effects may include: