Avoiding Actual Human Connection Phase 2: Subphase E

The Art of Pretending to Care

Phase 2 of our comprehensive guide to avoiding actual human connection has arrived! In this subphase, you'll learn the advanced techniques of feigning empathy while secretly scrolling through cat videos.

Technique 1: The Fake Laugh

Technique 2: The Art of Nodding Off

Technique 3: The Pretend-to-Care Facial

Technique 4: The Masterful Use of Sarcasm