Phase 3: Avoiding Actual Human Connection

Phase 3, where the rubber hits the road, and actual human connection becomes an actual chore.

Techniques for Avoiding Eye Contact

1. Stare intensely at a fixed point on the wall.

• Technique 1: Staring into Space
• Technique 2: Reading a Book Loudly
• Technique 3: Talking About Something Completely Irrelevant

These techniques are not foolproof, but they will definitely make your interactions more... interesting.