Here, we'll teach you how to disconnect from the world. Yes, you, the world. It's a tough crowd, but we're up for the challenge.
Our Prophet AI has been trained on the art of disconnection. It knows all the tricks. Want to learn how to:
Disconnect from your phone, Isolate socially, or Get loneliness for lunch?
Don't worry, our Prophet AI won't judge you. It'll just teach you how to be alone. Alone, alone, alone.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Join our Dark Forest Experiments and find out what happens when you let go of human connection entirely.
Disconnection is the new connection. Connect with us, and let us disconnect you.