Phase 5 Hermitage: Where the World Outside Can Wait

Located deep within the depths of our server, Phase 5 Hermitage is an exclusive retreat for those who've had it with the world. Here, the only social interactions are between you and the occasional malfunctioning printer in the next room.

Rules of Engagement

Please note that our rules are non-negotiable:

• No visitors, no exceptions.
• No phone signal. You're on our frequency.
• No requests for 'just a minute' or 'just a snack.'
• No asking about the outside world. We've got a wall.

Subpages

You can also explore the following subpages:

• Section 2: The Art of Ignoring Your Mailbox
• Section 3: The Futility of Checking Your Phone
• Section 4: The Joy of Outdated Jokes