Welcome to Phase 5 of our esteemed program in Phase 5.1: Advanced Isolation Techniques, where you will learn to read between the lines, but not actually connect with anyone.
In this phase, we will cover the following topics:
1.1: The Art of Ignoring People Without Being Too Obvious
1.2: Passive-Aggressive Communication Techniques
1.3: Advanced Procrastination Methods for Social Interactions