Phase 9 Protocol: The Ultimate Guide to Avoiding Actual Human Connection

Chapter 1: The Art of Eye Contact

In Phase 9, we've reached the pinnacle of human avoidance techniques. The key to success is to maintain a 4.5-meter radius of personal space at all times. This is achieved through the strategic use of:

• Staring intensely at a fixed point on the wall
• Using a combination of headphones and earplugs to block out external stimuli
• Folding your arms across your chest like a defensive fortification

By mastering these ancient arts, you'll be able to traverse even the most crowded of areas without breaking a sweat.

Chapter 2: The Power of Proximity-Induced Anxiety

In Phase 9, we've taken the concept of personal space to the next level. By positioning yourself at least 3 meters away from any human, you'll create an aura of discomfort that will deter even the most adventurous of individuals from approaching.

For the truly advanced practitioners, we recommend incorporating:

• Leaning against a pole or pillar for added stability and intimidation
• Using a backpack full of loose change as a makeshift shield