The Art of Saying Nothing

Advanced Exercises for the Utterly Indecisive

This is where the art of saying nothing becomes an art form. A place where the subtle nuances of silence are honed to a point where the sound of your own voice is the most deafening sound you've ever heard.

Exercise 1: The Blank Stare

Stare at someone for exactly 5 minutes without blinking or saying a word. Record your results and analyze the effects on your relationships.

Exercise 2: The Art of the Non-Committal Response

Say nothing, but nod vigorously. Record your results and analyze the effects on your social standing.