Award for Most Likely to Fall Asleep in a Meeting

Congratulations, John Doe! You have been awarded for your remarkable ability to fall asleep in any meeting, anywhere, at any time!

With 5+ years of experience in the art of nodding off, you have consistently proven yourself to be the most skilled somnambulant in our industry. Your impressive feats include:

• Falling asleep in the CEO's conference room
• Napping in the conference room during a 3-hour meeting
• Snoring through a presentation in front of a packed auditorium
• Setting a new company record for most consecutive meetings slept through
• Even falling asleep during a meeting about sleep

Award Details

Awarded to: John Doe

Awarded by: Meetings Anonymous

Awarded on: Today